Simon Mathew - Vinder af Dansk Melodi Grand 2008 - All Night Long. Feels like it.
Current odds with paddy power - 66/1
The Gerry Logan Review
And why the f*ck is he dressed in 1940's working class gear? Because the cheap bastards no doubt couldn't afford the glittery retro rock attire which the song style suggests would be more suitable and had to raid grandad's wardrobe for his flat cap and braces. Everything about this song and the singer is making my nostrils flare in fury. His horrid, sleazy face and pathetic attempts at sounding husky and hard. And the chorus. "All. Night. Long. All.... night long." They obviously think this is great and so uplifting and a real toe-tapper but it's just making me want to buy an uzi and shoot Danish folk. And that, as we all know, is very, very wrong.
Hahahaha. The chorus. The chorus. That God forsaken f*ck up of a chorus. I have the song playing as I write you see. Hahaha. All night long. Come on everybody! Celebrate good times! ALL BLOODY NIGHT LONG!!!! ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!! I'M GOING TO HUNT THIS ARSE DOWN AND KILL HIM!!! Brigitte Nielsen is a lanky cow!!! I hate bacon and Scooby Doo!!!
Sorry about that. I've not been sleeping much of late and... I'm sorry. I don't like this one much so paddy power can keep their 66/1. I'd like to draw his braces back approximately one mile, attach some lethal spikes to them and let go. Please no one vote for this. Please.
Current odds with paddy power - 66/1
The Gerry Logan Review
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ll night long he sings. All. Night. F***ing. Long. Quite apt really as that's the exact length of time I'd like to beat this twat about the head with a doc martin boot. Honestly, they should rename this event, 'Eurovision Twat Festival 2008'.And why the f*ck is he dressed in 1940's working class gear? Because the cheap bastards no doubt couldn't afford the glittery retro rock attire which the song style suggests would be more suitable and had to raid grandad's wardrobe for his flat cap and braces. Everything about this song and the singer is making my nostrils flare in fury. His horrid, sleazy face and pathetic attempts at sounding husky and hard. And the chorus. "All. Night. Long. All.... night long." They obviously think this is great and so uplifting and a real toe-tapper but it's just making me want to buy an uzi and shoot Danish folk. And that, as we all know, is very, very wrong.
Hahahaha. The chorus. The chorus. That God forsaken f*ck up of a chorus. I have the song playing as I write you see. Hahaha. All night long. Come on everybody! Celebrate good times! ALL BLOODY NIGHT LONG!!!! ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!! I'M GOING TO HUNT THIS ARSE DOWN AND KILL HIM!!! Brigitte Nielsen is a lanky cow!!! I hate bacon and Scooby Doo!!!
Sorry about that. I've not been sleeping much of late and... I'm sorry. I don't like this one much so paddy power can keep their 66/1. I'd like to draw his braces back approximately one mile, attach some lethal spikes to them and let go. Please no one vote for this. Please.
