Eurovision Hungary 2008: Csézy - Szívverés - So bad it's... well.... awful.
Current odds with paddy power - 50/1
The Gerry Logan Review
Chances are, your gran and grandad or aunty would dig this and most likely have a few records in their collection that sound very similar but the totally, 'happening' Eurovision crowd will simply fail to notice this as it plods along in imiddle of the road, easy listening, fashion. The rustle of your cheesy puffs packet will be more entertaining I'd wager. A vote for Hungary, in my humble opinion, is a vote for mediocrity. If you are an Alan Titchmarsh or Gloria Hunniford then by all means vote for it. This is never going to threaten any of the real talent on show at the 2008 event.
Oh, and get rid of the lifeless, naff, backing singers and piano player. They are not helping one bit, darling. In fact, throw in some oily, topless ladies and have them slip and slide across the piano to provide some much needed 'oomph'.
Paddy Power say 50/1 but once again that's not going to tempt me and do not let it tempt you either. This won't even go close. I'd bet my supple, oily breasts on it.
Current odds with paddy power - 50/1
The Gerry Logan Review
N
ow then. What do Hungary have for us this year? Uh huh. Uh huh. I'm getting flashbacks to the 1970's. Is it a rehashed 70's comedy/drama theme? I may even have seen these fellas on Pebble Mill at One years back or the Gloria Hunniford show. Try to imagine your mum getting up to sing at the local social club and you'll be some way to capturing the feel of Hungary's entry. At least it doesn't make me want to swear which is one positive. But it's so terribly dull and ordinary. Sigh.Chances are, your gran and grandad or aunty would dig this and most likely have a few records in their collection that sound very similar but the totally, 'happening' Eurovision crowd will simply fail to notice this as it plods along in imiddle of the road, easy listening, fashion. The rustle of your cheesy puffs packet will be more entertaining I'd wager. A vote for Hungary, in my humble opinion, is a vote for mediocrity. If you are an Alan Titchmarsh or Gloria Hunniford then by all means vote for it. This is never going to threaten any of the real talent on show at the 2008 event.
Oh, and get rid of the lifeless, naff, backing singers and piano player. They are not helping one bit, darling. In fact, throw in some oily, topless ladies and have them slip and slide across the piano to provide some much needed 'oomph'.
Paddy Power say 50/1 but once again that's not going to tempt me and do not let it tempt you either. This won't even go close. I'd bet my supple, oily breasts on it.
