For Latvia we have..... The Pirates. The Pirates of the.. errr.. sea. Performed by the Wolves of the sea. They taking the piss?
Current odds with paddy power - 20/1
The Gerry Logan Review
H
oly sweet mother of Jesus. Is it Johhny Depp? No. It's a bunch of lunatic Latvians pretending to be pirates. Seeing as they're pirates, I believe I'm within my rights to stab every single one of them through the heart with a sabre. "With a hi-hi-ho and a hi-hi-hay... I'm stabbing you all through the heart this day.."This is horrendous and by far the most annoying entry I've heard to date. Sea shanty with migraine inducing techno-pop backing track. It's Eurovision at it's very worst and even Spain's effort is tolerable compared to this complete and utter pile of sh*t (Did I just say that? Good God I did).
Can you even imagine a group of 3-5 year olds sitting through this? How long before they stood up and pelted these twats with jelly and cakes? And if my child was one of them I'd be screaming my encouragement from the sidelines like any good father. In fact, I'd swap his cakes for bricks (or the wife's cakes - chortle) with the hope of killing a few or at least rendering them unconscious. "You killed one son! That's-a-ma-boy!"
Last year we had the Swiss, vampires themed, techno-pop trash which failed miserably and I can seeing this going the same way. Paddy Power though don't seem to agree and are quoting this at 20/1 - why? WHY?!? I wouldn't touch this at 2000/1 you morons! And my advice to you is abandon ship as this is doomed to sink to the bottom of the Eurovision sea. Hopefully with no survivors.
