Vânia Fernandes will represent Portugal in Eurovision Song Contest in May. All the best, love.
Current odds with paddy power - 50/1
The Gerry Logan Review
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he's trying. She's very trying. Quite possibly the scariest looking woman I've ever seen too. I certainly wouldn't want to get into a wrestling match with her. To be fair to the ghoulish looking beast though, her voice isn't too bad and she is showing a bit of of passion. Unfortunately the song itself falls woefully short. Dull, dull, dull and boring. And very dull. I literally stopped listening 3 seconds ago and have to replay it as I simply cannot remember a thing about it. Just a freakish looking fat woman and I don't believe that's going to be enough to win it for old Portugal.2nd listen. Ah yes. I remember now. A weird looking woman built like a tank. Oh. The song. Some French sounding accordian work and a few plucky strings all piddling about around a very weak song indeed. It never goes anywhere or does anything of note. Instantly forgettable and Paddy Power may as well put this at 100/1 or more. It's so boring, I can't even be bothered with..... yeah. Who cares. Maybe they should have got Ronaldo up there. Tenner says the little sh*t can sing and dance too.
