I bet you were all wondering where I'd got to eh? Well, I've been allowed out of my cell today to have a quick look at the racing at Cheltenham and I thought I'd stick a few shouts up while the guards have turned their backs.

1.30 I'm avoiding Cousin Vinny as he makes far too many errors. Piss poor odds so for me it's a little on Michael Flips @ 15.5 and a real gamble on Leos Lucky Star to place @ 19.5 (90's for the win).

I'll bung the rest on really quickly with betfair odds (may be better odds available on a few of these now I don't know). All random picks with the gunch turned off. I'll be honest, these are bloody shocking.

2.05 Planet of Sound 12.00 to win  4.00 to place. Original 22.00 win 6.00 place

2.40 Star De Mohaison 12.00 to win 3.55 to place Lacdoudal 44.00 and 7.6 Nenuphar Collonges 20.00 and 5.4

3.20 Celestial Halo 10.5 and 3.25 Snap Tie 65.00 and 12.00 Ashkazar 21.00 and 5.8